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Conosco anche quella dei gelati e quella dei regali di Natale. Le trovo geniali nel loro essere così macabre
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Larry Hooper: Lieutenant Colonel Django used funds from the project’s black budget to procure prostitutes…
Bill Django: That’s a lie!
Larry Hooper: …and to get drugs for himself and his men.
Bill Django: That… well, the hooker thing is definitely a lie.
Bill Django: That’s a lie!
Larry Hooper: …and to get drugs for himself and his men.
Bill Django: That… well, the hooker thing is definitely a lie.
— The Men Who Stare at Goats (2009)
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People think that I must be a very strange person. This is not correct. I have the heart of a small boy. It is in a glass jar on my desk.
— Stephen King (via quote-book) (I’ve never read Stephen King, but I lol’d for this one)
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Leonard: All right, where’s the ring? Sheldon: You mean, my ring? Leonard: What are you doing? Sheldon: The ring was unguarded. It was just sitting on the table, anyone could’ve taken it. Proof: I did. Leonard: Give me that! [stuffs ring in pocket]—Leonard: How about this, until we figure out what to do with the ring, Penny holds onto it?Penny: What ring?Leonard: This ring… [searches in pocket]Sheldon: Looking for something?—Leonard: You know what, I am ending this. Penny didn’t want to hold the ring, anymore. She gave it to me. I’m sending it back. [searches in pockets] Where’s the ring?Sheldon: You mean this ring? Next time, be aware of your surroundings while urinating in a public men’s room.
The Big Bang Theory, 3.17 - The Precious Fragmentation
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Leonard: All right, where’s the ring?
Sheldon: You mean, my ring?
Leonard: What are you doing?
Sheldon: The ring was unguarded. It was just sitting on the table, anyone could’ve taken it. Proof: I did.
Leonard: Give me that! [stuffs ring in pocket]
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Leonard: How about this, until we figure out what to do with the ring, Penny holds onto it?
Penny: What ring?
Leonard: This ring… [searches in pocket]
Sheldon: Looking for something?
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Leonard: You know what, I am ending this. Penny didn’t want to hold the ring, anymore. She gave it to me. I’m sending it back. [searches in pockets] Where’s the ring?
Sheldon: You mean this ring? Next time, be aware of your surroundings while urinating in a public men’s room.The Big Bang Theory, 3.17 - The Precious Fragmentation
WHY WAS THIS SO HOT?
via Dwell In Possibility.
